Hypothetical Baby

September 2 - 13, 2026

Written and Performed by Rachel Cairns

In Hypothetical Baby, Rachel Cairns mixes data and drama to present an autobiographical work that dares to publicly talk about abortion the way we do privately — with neurotic vulnerability, unflinching honesty, and frank irreverence.

This darkly hilarious one-person show grapples with the personal and societal factors that shape our reproductive lives and the intricate relationship between choice, change, and loss. Cairns—named “one of the country’s most original actors” by The Globe & Mail and recognized with the publications Critic’s Pick—offers up a searingly honest, laugh-out-loud, and nuanced exploration of the practical and existential considerations involved in deciding whether to be, or not to be, a parent.

CREATIVE TEAM
Rachel Cairns - Writer/Performer
Courtney Ch'ng Lancaster - Director
Julia Howman - Production Designer
Cosette Pin - Sound Designer
Taylor Young - Production Stage Manager


The Limited Engagement Series
is sponsored by: Laura Dinner and Richard Rooney

Meet the Hypothetical Baby Team

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Photos by Dahlia Katz

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2026 SEASON SPONSORS

Foundation Sponsor
The William and Nona Heaslip Foundation

Season Sponsors
Larry Beare
Sylvia Chrominska
Bill and Janet L’Heureux
Kelly and Scott Morrison
Beverly and Douglas Valentine